Yo Momma

Everyone has to remember, when they were a little kid and someone said something mean to you, you would immediately break out a “Yo Momma” joke. This is my all time favorite Yo Momma joke…Yo Momma so fat, she left the house in high heels and came back in flip-flops. You got to love those jokes. And then probably about 5 years ago, MTV came out with a show, where people would face off telling “Yo Momma” jokes. I came across an email with Yo Momma jokes and I had to share some of my favorites. I hope you enjoy!!


•Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

•Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

•Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

•Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

•Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

•Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

•Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

•Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

•Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

•Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

•Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

•Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!

•Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

•Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.